Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me.
Me: *stomach growling*
Boyfriend: are you hungry?
Me: no, close your ears to any sounds.
Boyfriend: *toots (farts)*
Me: *turns to stare at him*
Boyfriend: Hypocrite.
(Source: sexoramma)
I don’t really like this position, I found it hard to keep sucking when I’m experiencing pleasure. Nice, good, pleasurable, but not my favorite. 69 is overrated.
(Source: dampandhard)
